For all his good points as a manager, Sir Alex Ferguson is absolutely atrocious at celebrating. The man has won ten titles with Man United - TEN! And yet, the final whistle goes, and there he is, brainlessly flapping his arms like a gormless child pretending to be a birdie, totally unaware of what to do. All of a sudden Mister Scary Hairdryer isn’t so damn terrifying.
Well, help is at hand Sir Alex - below is music legend James Brown with a few handy tips on how to move your body should United put one over on Chelsea next week. Watch and learn. Grant can already do this stuff.
7 responses so far
1 number_7 // May 16, 2008 at 3:20 pm
f*ck you ABU bastard, who cares how you celebrate, another cheap shot and jealousy of Fergie success
2 Stephen // May 16, 2008 at 3:24 pm
jesus christ.. the man is 67….
3 Avram Magic // May 16, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Yeah Avram can celebrate better and he will!
4 Stephen // May 16, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Avram is a fat, morbid jewish twat (something that chelsea fans sang on a london train following the 1-1 with wigan)…
Such classy fans
5 Avram Magic // May 16, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Hmm, Chelsea fans find it hard to accept an unknown replacing their greatest manager ever. Man United fans boo Ryan Giggs, their most successful ever player. Much classier!
6 Stephen // May 16, 2008 at 6:18 pm
man utd fans dont bring the religion of their player’s/managers.. even though they forget the man that funded all of it is also jewish,
Ryan giggs is a legend, but that does not make him immune from criticism if he doesn’t perform and recently he hadn’t been. Booing, as you point out is not acceptable. I seem to remember your crowd booing plenty of times this season under Avram, again Wigan being an example.
We all have idiots for fans, it’s up the good ones to sort them out.
I just think Chelsea fans need to remember that not so long ago they were a smallish team that were also rans, they are making their history now and fair play, but to act like they have 50 years of history makes me sick
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