All signs point to Wenger’s wallet 

After a bumpy ride towards the end of the season, what with all of his players dashing around like blind madmen with chainsaws, it looks like Captain Wenger is trying to steady his ship with some big name signings. But might it be too little too late? Today’s transfer rumours LOVE Arsenal…

Roque Santa Cruz to Arsenal
Might Wenger totally ditch his buy cheap/make great method by plumping for Santa Cruz, who would cost 89 gazillion Wenger pounds, and is already really good? The people who make up rumours think so.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Not feeling this one.

Louis Saha to Arsenal
With Rooney’s hip problems flaring up and Gary Neville constantly crocked, Man United are looking for extra beds in their infirmary, so Saha will be wheeled out over the summer. Arsene Wenger is thought to be lurking in the Latin quarter of Manchester, sipping hot coffee with £5 million in his pocket.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Seems unlikely, although Wenger might appreciate his Frenchness.

Samir Nasri to Arsenal
Apparently Nasri is the new Zinedine Zidane - which must be gutting for all the other new Zidanes.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: He’s young, relatively unheard of, Wenger will love him!

Stewart Downing to Liverpool
The whisper is that Rafa and his guys are going to storm Middlesbrough demanding dinner money, nicking people’s shoes, and taking Stewart Downing while they’re at it. Then next season, he can play Babel’s understudy.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Benitez is in the habit of pointlessly splashing out on wingers, so not out of the question.

Derby County to the highest bidder
Paul Jewell has simply had it.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Broken.

Harry Kewell to Portsmouth
With exciting winger Nico Kranjcar being targeted by Arsenal, transfer guru Harry Redknapp appears to be eyeing up the worst replacement imaginable.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Bleeping