Lloyd’s back, and better than ever

For everything that has been going on in the last few weeks - natural disasters, film festivals, FA Cups - the big elephant in the room that no one wanted to mention was Danielle Lloyd. “Where the hell is she?” everyone was thinking, but too frightened to say. The great news is that she has been found, and not only that, but she’s in great shape too.

Now refashioned and rebranded as a specialist DJ - presumably playing Avant Garde French Electro and/or Kraftwerk - she has been putting on crazy music mash-ups in slick London clubs. Then, just this weekend, with barely enough time to get her usual thirteen hours beauty sleep, she was spotted out and about doing promotional work as the new face of Rustlers microwave cheeseburgers.

Good work if you can get it, apparently.

Welcome back, Lloyd.