It’s like Kramer vs Kramer all over again… in a way
People of north London, lock your doors, put bars on your windows, and head upstairs to hide under a dressing table - it’s all kicking off in the transfer market. And yet again, London-bound players are being ordered to chose between Spurs and Arsenal.
Arsene Wenger has been granted full access to the club purse over the summer, and this week he should be putting a ribbon on a gorgeous £11 million deal for Marseille’s Samir Nasri. But then the trouble begins, as the bespectacled professor has to lure Hatem Ben Arfa away from Lyon without Tottenham getting to him first. Both clubs are linked with the silky French striker, and presumably with a big Berbatov shaped hole to fill, Spurs will be scrapping hard for this one, throwing money at his face and mouthing insults aimed at Arsenal. May the best club win etc…
Also threatening to further stoke the Spurs/Arsenal inferno is news that old Arsenal boys Edu and Bentley might yet be off to the more boisterous side of north London as well. After a couple of quiet years at Valencia, an Edu move wouldn’t be totally out of the question, but the latter is hugely unlikely - The Spoiler reported a while ago that he’s off to Chelsea.
19 responses so far
1 Wenger fiddled Me // May 27, 2008 at 11:35 am
Ben Arfa is a winger/attacking midfield player - not a striker…
2 Gooner Ali // May 27, 2008 at 11:58 am
MORE EX-GOONERS RUNNING AROUND IN RED AND WHITE SHIRTS @ N17 = DELICIOUS DELIGHT @ HOW THE scum WILL BE LOATHING THAT. MORE STRESS THERE THEN. LOL, ALSO … 11%(from BBC1) scum RAISE TICKETS PRICE above average vs below average AFC 3% RAISE = LOL again.
3 Gooner Ali // May 27, 2008 at 12:07 pm
oh but they fill their stadium whilst ours is half emtpy or is it half fall? anyway I’m getting my Man U scarf out next season. My name is Ali and I’m into back passages. See ya there!
4 Dr John Tottenham of the Yid research facility, White Hart Lane N17 // May 27, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Juande will strike down the heathen scum with righteous fury and indignation. May the skies of North London be forever reddened by the smouldering ruins of the Haemmorhoids stadium.
5 Tommi G // May 27, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Ben Afra - ooh tough decision methinks.
A: Champions League football and challenging for the league
B: Uefa Cup football and challenging for the Mickey Mouse Cup?
oh that is such a tough one!
6 Tommi G // May 27, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Tough one yeah me finks, playing in front of 36,000 passionate fans or playing in front of some where under 65,000 passionless fans. Tough choice that….no I am a gypsie coont
7 Carloz Gunnaza // May 27, 2008 at 2:34 pm
sad sad one-day ramos .. he thinks the recipe for success is to watch the news for anyone arsenal are interested in, and then bid for them. Very soon, totteringham would have spent another 100m or so, and there will be talk on how they will win the league (oops, their ambition just stops at getting above the mighty gooners), and sweep every other title in front of them … but we all know what will happen come may: mid-table, and not even the mickey mouse so luckily won this year .. sad sad totteringham hot spuds .. lets start a collection for the asylum .. thoroughly deserving of our charity …
8 Carloz Gunnaza // May 27, 2008 at 2:37 pm
well, as we all know, one day one-day ramos will win the EPL, the champions league, the FA cup .. et al. all hail the mighty one-day totteringham .. only ‘one day’ may be in 300 years time .. how fortunate for me that I wont be around to witness that then ..
9 Carloz Gunnaza // May 27, 2008 at 2:39 pm
ben arfa to shite fart lane ? thats a cracking joke .. keep them coming ..
10 DVC // May 27, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Anyone know where there is an empty trophy cabinet for sale? We need one for last year, and a bigger one for next season. Potless gooners, still you did manage to get one against us in the cup at WHL. Who else is leaving the effeminates stadium next, Hleb, Flamini etc etc.
11 manzi // May 27, 2008 at 3:18 pm
make love not war people
12 A Typical Gooner // May 27, 2008 at 3:36 pm
we iz zee greatest footballz team in zee world, betterz thenz Brazilz and vill be unbeatenz again forz ever. I’m offz for zee fiddles
13 Carloz Gunnaza // May 27, 2008 at 3:55 pm
arsenal are a classy club .. u want to leave ? we let you .. next year, we will create a bigger name than you .. thats us .. classy classy gunners. Contrast that with the pikeys down the road who have been weeping over want-away berbatov for years .. what are u scared of ? u wont be able to attract another skillful player like him ?
Any skilled player (like modric) going to shite fart lane is just going there to have a bigger marketing pedestal .. watch him depart for chevskis or manure or real or barca next january .. as he realises that even staing a full season with terrible fans and a rubbish team will be too much for im to handle. Watch him as his skills amount to nothing while playing with shitty support players.
Trophy cabinet ? show me yours and I will show you ours and we can compare whose is fuller .. wankers. You won the unwanted carling cup, after 10-15 years of trying and now the world is in ur pocket .. sad sad totteringham hot spuds !!!!!
14 Tom // May 27, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Ben Arfa is a winger
author of this site is a moron
however the is “thespoiler” so what was I expecting right?
15 Tom's Mum // May 27, 2008 at 5:54 pm
“however the is “thespoiler” so what was I expecting right?”
Who’s the moron now … TOM?
16 nat clark // May 27, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Carloz Gunnaza:
oh dear mate you say we have terrible fans…look at yours pal…they didnt use to call highbury the library for know reason u know….we will always be louder then you.
you exude bitterness, yes shall we get the trophy cabinets out….arsenal 2007/2008 season:nothing
tottenham 2007/2008 season: carling cup
you have an apparent “genius” as a manager except for two problems….he has lost the ability to win trophies…and he french
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17 Carloz Gunnaza // May 28, 2008 at 9:22 am
To nat clark,
So, only the carling is in your trophy cabinet ? its even more bare than I imagined .. LOL.
Arsenal’s trophies:
– 2nd highest number of league titles
– 2nd highest number of FA cup titles
– never missed a champions league season
– want more ?
me bitter against the spuds .. cracking joke .. keep them coming, thats why I am keenly following the thread. Chatting with moronic spuds fans is so amusing .. never disappoints.
as teams go, u know its not an option for me to support spuds (even if they are the last team on earth) .. as per fans, I only need to look on internet threads to distinguish gooners and spuds .. one set of fans are classy, with polished reasoning, can deal with debates without reorting to abuse or childish pettiness .. the other set ? well, just like illiterate pikeys really. Read this thread thru’ and any other threads with debates b/w both sets of fans, and this will become glaringly obvious to you too.
We gooners need the spuds never to be relegated .. b/c if they did relegate them, that would take away so much amusement and pleasure from us. So, we can never be bitter against spuds .. never a reason to be !!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL
18 Gooner For Life // May 28, 2008 at 10:27 am
um….Arsenal are getting Nasri, so we don’t need Ben Arfa, though i would love it. Totts….Try again, I don’t care how great your feeling about wining your first ever trophy in a billion years, just know that we have a bigger trophy cabinet than you losers could even dream about, so DVC fuck u i want to see you stupid ass big headed asshole do it again! Tell that One-day to stop following Arsene, he’ll only get embarrassed because these players want to play in the champions league and challenge for the Chapionship, don’t think tottenham ever had that dream before.
19 steve ludim // May 28, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Arsene wenger is the best manager ever in history of London, i dont why the so called totteham fans are making so much fuss about the transfer saga in arsene’s signings, this totenga or totteham are trying to compare themselves with the gunners, it’s just a mistake cos it might cost them the 2009-2010 season and this will never be the first time they got relegated and arsenal as never got relegated in their history so tottenham fans should just give the respect that belong to caeser to caeser.
always a gunner for life