Three WAGs, about a million bikinis

Well, it was only a matter of time wasn’t it? The very second that the football season comes to an end, the nation’s favourite WAGs and their buddies hurl their delicate bikinis into big expensive suitcases and journey around the world sipping fruity cocktails, and smearing one another in various oils and lotions.

Amongst them, Gemma Atkinson (above) - spotted here modeling some kind of raunchy new calendar - and Charlotte Mears (below), the sometime resting place of Jermain Defoe and his insatiable sexual urges. Charlotte was kindly accompanied on her travels by a lady called Bianca Gascoigne, Gazza’s little girl, who once romped to victory on Love Island.

See how the two of them stroll naturally along the beach like any normal buddies would? That’s true friendship at its best. It’s like they’re totally unaware that only yards away is a man with an enormous camera shouting orders at them - “be natural Bianca, for Christ’s sake be natural!”.

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