Queen B helps commemorate a Spoiler landmark
Today, Spoiler readers, is a momentous occasion. Not only does it mark the fact that I have held down a job for 100 consecutive working days (take that, Mr Parole officer!) but it also means we have been celebrating the weird and wonderful world of Waggery for the same amount of time. To mark the centenary (to enjoy all 100 click here), a special kind of lady is needed, so who better than the Queen of all WAGs, Mrs Victoria Caroline Beckham.
As one of the most famous women in the world, it’s hard to tell you something you don’t know about Robospice. Nevertheless, I’m going to attempt it:
* Before joining the Spice Girls, she was in a band called Persuasion.
* In 2004, her incredibly successful solo career came to an abrupt halt when she tried to launch herself as an ‘urban artist’. An album made with hip hop mogul Damon Dash entitled Come Together was never released.
* In 2005, she told the Spanish press she had ‘never read a book in her life’. This was while promoting her autobiography, the first of two tomes she has written but presumably not read.
* 437 staff were employed during her epic wedding to David Beckham.
* When the Beckhams went to America, a six-part fly on the wall documentary was planned. It was condensed into a single one hour show, as there ‘wasn’t enough material’.
* Despite insisting that her mysteriously huge orb-like breasts were real (”I’m completely natural, except for my fingernails and I have a bit of help with my hair and a bit of a San Tropez (fake tan) going on. I haven’t had a boob job.”), Posh admitted her chest was a sham in court documents for a libel case in 2005.

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