Don’t be afraid any more, people
Face it, everyone is frightened of women - even other women are. They’re just so fierce and angry, and should you ever find yourself on the wrong side of one, for Christ’s sake, run. Run like the wind.
High up on the table of scary ladies is Mariah Carey - she’s like an unpredictable tornado. But, as when Darth Vader removed his helmet at the end of Return of The Jedi to reveal the face of a doddering old crone, underneath her terrifying facade, she’s just a kindly gentlewoman who can’t throw a ball properly. See her effort at the recent Giants/Rakuten game, held in Tokyo (below). Pathetic.
2 responses so far
1 Tracey // May 31, 2008 at 3:49 pm
FAKE throw, this girl is meant to be impossible to beat in arm wrestling…..you wouldnt have thought she had any arm strength with that 2 year old throw!
2 John Swaine // Jun 1, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Quite possibly that she wanted to appeal to the Japanese audience to boost her sales, that meant being absurdly cute and somewhat pathetic.