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News - big shocking news - has just lurched into The Spoiler HQ, wearing a hat and jabbering about how there’s a picture doing the rounds of Arsene Wenger enjoying a sexy dance in a Marrakesh bar.
Unfortunately, The Spoiler hasn’t got the kind of bottomless wallet to compete with big national newspapers, who will no doubt be paying top dollar for the snap. So, above is our sexy artist’s impression of exactly what it looks like.
Naughty naughty.
35 responses so far
1 bromide // May 30, 2008 at 9:16 am
woohoo! he’s human after all
2 AvP // May 30, 2008 at 9:20 am
Man needs to get some new vagina every now and then
3 Brian Fantana // May 30, 2008 at 9:24 am
He’s always struck me as being a bit asexual. Like a plant. So it’s nice to know he’s getting some poon
4 Jotski // May 30, 2008 at 9:39 am
What a load of s#¤t!!!!
I can`t belive you buy this. Crap site, with crap news.
5 IOD // May 30, 2008 at 10:28 am
what a load of bollox Wenger is far more interested in football, thats why he plays Eboue all the time to keep him schtoom about servicing his wife so Wenger can relax watching football DVDse
6 saf // May 30, 2008 at 10:33 am
so thats where all the money goes. he says we do not like to spend big money on footballers and he spends it on quality time wiv the honeyzzz!!!
wenger coments lolz be do not have a big transfer war chest to compete with chelsea and manchester united, we have a WAGE limit lolz!!!!!!!!!
7 Lman // May 30, 2008 at 11:21 am
WHO EVER BELIEVES THIS IS THE BIGGEST FOOL ON EARTH. HOW CAN HE BE BACKING SOMEONE AND U SAY SHE IS STRIPPING FOR HIM. DONT YOU KNOW WHAT IS CALLED GRAPHICS
8 Billy Shears // May 30, 2008 at 11:38 am
DONT YOU KNOW WHAT IS CALLED GRAMMAR?
It says this picture is an artist’s impression, try reading the story.
9 York joseph // May 30, 2008 at 12:23 pm
really i don’t believe that picture is real you gat to be kidding.
10 Dusty // May 30, 2008 at 12:35 pm
must have been a chick with a dick
11 Eastwood // May 30, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Arsene Wenger’s Magic…
12 Erichero // May 30, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Looks like he agreed to a drink with Sir Alex after all, at Fergie’s place this time!
13 bob // May 30, 2008 at 4:20 pm
i cant believe there are people buying into this. the artist impression is just a picture of wenger and a picture of a girl. a nothing story. whoever thought this up needs to get a fucking girl or something cos he has way too much time on his hands. if it was juande ramos i might have believed it!
14 blaster // May 30, 2008 at 5:54 pm
people try to do everything to make money.
even selling crap like this site.
nothing in story.
should tell it to kindergardent’s
15 Abuse of newsnow // May 30, 2008 at 6:29 pm
This website is fucking crap
16 coys // May 30, 2008 at 7:28 pm
hahaha gotta ove this …unfortuntly he dint see much
17 anti-the_spoiler // May 30, 2008 at 8:50 pm
well just look at some of the pictures and comments on the side…… perfect example of bull-shit!!!!
18 James // May 30, 2008 at 8:57 pm
The things people dream up in attempt to get web advertising. Wankers.
19 STEVE // May 30, 2008 at 9:32 pm
He probably took Eboue Senderos & Song - the lookers of the bunch, bet they had a great time.
Bet Pat Rice was dropping sum SICK beats on the way back to the hotel
20 jean lu pooty // May 30, 2008 at 9:45 pm
the poots figures as such…. gimme gimme sum of that… fuk ya ,BOSS he is and surely must forever be, i would like to further say …. hey wait a minute, GODD$MN !!!!!! thats my mum …oh the horror the horror p.s. although he is no Petr Cech i thought Eboue was kinda modelesque n’est pa?:)
21 gunner 4 life // May 30, 2008 at 10:57 pm
who ever believe this ..is a sucker…and if i find the person who made this story i will fuck him up…get real you ‘haters’.
22 Marko // May 30, 2008 at 11:30 pm
I MEan his wife is smoking
23 Man U killa // May 31, 2008 at 4:37 am
STUPID STORY
24 Mezgebu Yitayal // May 31, 2008 at 6:07 am
I agree with Bromide. But the post is nonsense. Mr. Arsene is genuine and I think he does what ever he wants in a proper manner.
25 Oinks // May 31, 2008 at 7:56 am
What’s wrong with it? He’s human afterall. Everyone ends up with a stripper now and then to spice things up.
26 coys // May 31, 2008 at 8:49 am
prob chick with a dick
27 robert // May 31, 2008 at 9:51 am
PHOTOSHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even if it was true does it matter??? He is an old guy let him look at some young bitches :D
28 big FuCkEr // May 31, 2008 at 9:58 am
fuck ,this is shit ,its just crap, fuck fuck
viva GuNnErS
29 coys // May 31, 2008 at 12:36 pm
he prefers to watch the arse reserve team instead
30 Das // May 31, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Can’t believe that there are still people who still trust that web-site. bunch of twats. How high you have to be to publish this kind of story, don’t you realize that you look really stupid and that few days of high rating won’t make your day.
However, even if BOSS would hire a stripper, what’s wrong with it? He is a human and he needs some relief. But again, he is not so stupid to go to such places where you twats can see him, no, he doesn’t hire trans for 5 quid like you do.
31 PHFC // May 31, 2008 at 3:58 pm
maybe it woz a midget stripper………would have appealled t the old peado even more.
32 PHFC // May 31, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Fair play
but i prefer cock better
33 PHFC // May 31, 2008 at 4:27 pm
fair play
although i prefer c.ock myself
34 sobiia // Jun 1, 2008 at 12:42 am
????watt a load o bullshiite………………..buh it iz onlii an artist impression as billy so funnily said…
35 odemwingi[kyegobe] // Jun 10, 2008 at 7:02 am
it doesnt matter he is ahuman being like other people he has to see what God created.