Finally, we can all sleep at night

The worst bit about waiting for news - good or bad - is the anticipation. It can be excruciating. So, obviously, over at The Spoiler, we’ve been going out of our minds waiting to hear whether Mourinho is really going to Inter or not. But today, before it’s even been officially announced, we know the truth - he is! We’ve got proof.

He was spotted enjoying a delicious business lunch at La tour d’Argent in Paris (famous posh restaurant) with the Inter owner Massimo Moratti, and the whisper is that he’s taken a three year contract worth around £8 million. As for what he might have eaten, the restaurant does a fantastic Poulet a la Portugaise, which probably costs around £25 - or a fiver at Nandos.