This gentleman is QUICK

No one needs to tell you that Athletics is boring, you already know that. You’ve sat there for hours, holding your eyes open with matchsticks, trying your hardest to see what all the fuss is about with the steeplechase. Damn it, you even endured a whole minute of cannon ball throwing! But did you, by any chance, spare ten amazing seconds for the one hundred meters dash? There, people, is an event actually worth watching - and above is a tall Jamaican man called Usain Bolt running the quickest race of ALL TIME. If no one has said it yet, let The Spoiler be the first: ahem, Lightening Bolt?

What do you mean everyone has said that already?