Thank God we won’t be in Austria/ Switzerland to hear this nonsense

When selecting the official theme song for the European Championships, the powers that be had to find an artist who would represent the history and culture of the host nations, while spreading a positive message about the beautiful game. So naturally, they chose Jamaican reggae artist Shaggy.
Not having to suffer exposure to this highly offensive composition is just about the first good thing to come out of our lack of qualification.

[Deuce of Davenport]