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Pies have christened C-Ron’s fancy new move (0:31 in the video) the ‘circle jerk’. I’m pretty sure that means something else...

Want to buy Pamela Anderson’s Dodge Viper?
[Grid Crasher]

In the spirit of Def Leppard, a Surfer who lost her arm in a shark attack is turning professional
[Sports by Brooks]

Eight reasons why Austria will beat Poland, and there will be goals
[chickendinner]

Chelsea Pies are worried that Spurs keep signing their transfer targets
[Chelsea Pies]

Wayne and Coleen are married
[BBC]

Fernando Torres doesn’t like to be touched
[Daily Mail]