Today’s transfer rumours, as made up to fill column inches in the nationals

Aside from the superteam that the papers are dreaming up at Chelsea, the other big news today comes from Spurs. Apparently Darren ‘purchase of the season’ Bent is looking for pastures new, and Roy Keane’s Sunderland could be the team to pay him £30k a week to finally get off the bench…

Heurelho Gomes to Tottenham
Gomes claims the proud honour of being the 571st goalkeeper linked with Spurs this summer. At this rate Paul Robinson will be starting the opening game.The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Would be a good signing for Spurs

Darren Bent to Sunderland
Has anyone noticed how quiet things have grown on the Berbatov front? Instead it’s Darren Bent who is apparently the striker most eager to escape North London.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Could depend Berbatov’s movements

Fernando Torres, Franck Ribery, Kaka, Ronaldinho, Deco and Robinho to Chelsea
The kitchen sink will shortly be arriving on a Bosman.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Deco likely, Robinho maybe, the others doubtful.

Marcus Bent to Hull
A day after The Spoiler highlighted one of the newly promoted clubs as the most likely location for that other striker called Bent, The Sun reports that Hull are eyeing up a bid. Hey Sun journalists, how are you doing today?

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Makes sense

Middlesbrough and Fulham to play swapsies
Gareth Southgate wants to offload Gary O’Neil a year after signing him and wants Fulham to give him one of the most saught after players out of Big Foursville in exchange.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Thinks Hodgson won’t have any of it

Carlos Queiroz to Portugal
Everything happens for a reason, and this summer the reason is to wind up Sir Alex Ferguson. First Scolari tells Ronaldo to join Real Madrid, then he becomes Chelsea manager, and now he may have created an opening for Queiroz in the Portuguese national side.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Queiroz would be better off staying put, but apparently he’s grown tired of being Fergie’s bitch