All of today’s transfer gossip in one neat package

Just last week, Chelsea were confident that they would be signing every big name player in the world - Torres, Ribery, Ronaldinho, Pele, Roy of the Rovers - but now their masterplan is starting to take an unexpected turn. Despite the severe lack of loyalty and pride in the English top flight, it seems that not everyone can be persuaded to switch teams with a huge briefcase of money…

David Villa to Real Madrid or Barcelona
It wasn’t long ago that Villa was declaring Arsenal his dream club, but upon hearing that Chelsea are chasing him, he is so desperate not to join them that he is begging to stay in Spain.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Straight from the free-scoring horse’s mouth

Robin van Persie to Inter Milan
The Dutchman has had a taste of what it feels like to be part of a winning side at Euro 2008 and apparently he’s hungry for more.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Depends if he gets a pay rise

Dimitar Berbatov to Barcelona
The amnesty on Berbatov transfer rumours has finally ended and it’s those cool cats at the Nou Camp who are throwing their hats in the ring.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Move to a big club looks likely now

Nolberto Solano to Portsmouth
Like a malnourished fox, Harry Redknapp is poised to raid another team’s bins yet again. West Ham decided to get rid of their most creative player and now he could be going on a European tour.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: West Ham’s loss, Portsmouth’s gain

Aiden McGeady to Sunderland
He’s been linked with Liverpool and Tottenham, but Niall Quinn and Roy Keane appear confident that the Ireland connection will come good for the 106th time this year.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Good enough for a European qualifier

Lillian Thuram to one of the Old Firm
We now know that those Rangers fans love a good scrap and the French defender has revealed that both clubs are ready to go to war to sign him.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Celtic may have the edge