What were they thinking?
Following in the footsteps of gorgeous Miss Great Britains like Danielle Lloyd and numerous other interesting young racists, Gemma Garrett is now the beautiful face of the UK. She’s even landed a part promoting the upcoming British Grand Prix.
Of course, the photo shoot was always going to be spectacular - after all, it’s fast cars, it’s beautiful women, it’s classy. It’s Great Britain’s chance to announce to Europe that we’re not all Carry On films and jokes about boobs. Oh no, we too are sophisticated - just like you, France! And you, Spain!
And then it all went horribly wrong.
“Yeah, just straddle the bonnet, Gemma!” yelled the snapper, as yet another chance to show the world how sophisticated we are descended into childish seaside porn, and everyone began pretending a car was a willy. Gutted.
2 responses so far
1 Randall Wade // Jun 18, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Gemma is adorable. What’s the problem? Who needs “sophisticated” when we have hotties like Gemma and Danielle?
2 Derek // Jun 20, 2008 at 12:55 pm
I don’t think Silverstone could have made a bigger boob (pardon the pun) by choosing Miss Garrett. 1. She is too old…2. Everything about her is fake (dyed hair, fake boobs) 3. She may attract a few pre-pubescent males, but will turn off most adult males with an IQ exceeding 50, plus totally alienate all female fans and 4. Her boyfriend has just been done for burglary at Southampton FC.