Whoa, that costume is not appropriate for the beach!

If you were watching 2003 Steven Seagal/Ja Rule classic Half Past Dead very closely, you may have seen today’s WAG Yasmina Filali flaunting her wares. The actress and model is popular in her native Germany, where she gained notoriety playing a stripper in TV series Die Rote Meile (‘The Red Mile’). She found her way into several other TV shows, helped by SAT.1 Chief Exec boyfriend Fred Kogel, but eventually left her well-connected partner to marry ex-Sunderland and Euro 96 winning defender Thomas Helmer.

The 32 year old is of German and Moroccan descent, and has starred in the brilliant-sounding film Planet B: The Antman, the confusingly-titled Geliebte Schwestern (‘Loving Sisters’) and a show that sounds like a Baywatch rip-off called Küstenwache (‘Coastguard’).



Spoiler Bonus: Here’s Yasmina at the Goldene Kamera 2008 awards (essentially the German BAFTAs). She says she is so obsessed Robert De Niro that she has watched Heat 35 times, but she has yet to meet him. If I were Bobby, I’d be worried…