Say hello to Mr Stylish…
Sick of having no sense of style? Confused by Serena Williams wearing a mac on a boiling hot day? Of course you were, everyone was. But fashion need no longer be a dirty word used only by homosexual gentlemen and stylists, you too could be fashionable. Just do as Cristiano Ronaldo and his gym-ravaged girlfriend, Nereida Gallardo, do.
So first in your suitcase this summer…
HIM: Rosary beads (plastic), mirrored shades, red cap (NB. MUST BE BACKWARDS), flippy-floppies, white hotpants.
HER: White bikini, tiny head, slippers, sweatband (NB. Must fit head), tracing paper nightie (pink), tattooed groin (optional).
Happy shopping, folks!
More great/disturbing pics after the jump
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15 responses so far
1 ronaldo // Jun 26, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Great photos!
2 Anna // Jun 26, 2008 at 5:14 pm
terrible legs and that clolour of her dress :-/
3 Tiffany // Jun 27, 2008 at 1:22 am
Holy crap!! R is so hot!! And he likes imperfect women!! Can he get ANY hotter? There is hope for us chubbies out there…
4 sardyna // Jun 27, 2008 at 9:14 am
omg! look at her leg’s! they’re terrible
5 Marta // Jun 27, 2008 at 9:48 am
her legs, abs, dress and whole she is terrible… you’re right tiffany there’s a hope for us
6 tysia106 // Jun 27, 2008 at 11:58 am
she is terrible… awful
7 Paulina // Jun 27, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Oboje są cudowni uwielbiam Nareide jest wspaniała, olewa krytyke to śliczna normalna dziewczyna a Cristiano najprzystojniejszy facet na świecie oprócz mojego mężczyzny oczywiście i życze im wszystkiego najlepszego
8 Goods // Jun 28, 2008 at 2:46 am
I’m smash.
9 Martha // Jun 29, 2008 at 11:02 pm
They’re both great!
10 Rummy // Jun 30, 2008 at 7:02 pm
HA! they’re a perfect match. tacky and tackier.
11 Wolfox // Jul 2, 2008 at 9:14 am
She is great in bed according to the news, so maybe there is hope for those with that quality!
12 marina // Jul 2, 2008 at 12:14 pm
OMG she’s so ugly and exuse me but…she’s a model with those legs???
13 Tamika // Jul 15, 2008 at 2:26 pm
im sorry i thought spanish girls were hot and they r but this nereida slut she is a disgrace not only to the latinas but to the species of women all over the world. oh wait i forgot she’s a man and i agree marina how the f*** is she classified as a model with those legs and that thing she calls face. CR pisses me off with his choice of women/men. blessed with good looks but not good taste.
14 tomas hotline // Aug 7, 2008 at 6:06 pm
ronaldo is the coolest human alive i wish i was him
15 ronaldo // Aug 8, 2008 at 3:09 pm
i look so cool in those photos man my girl is hot