Ever seen a grown woman almost naked?

Okay, so Brooklyn Decker isn’t strictly a female tennis player. In fact, whether she has ever played tennis or not isn’t even known. Not by anyone. But what we do know is that she’s engaged to Andy Roddick - he’s the big serving American hopeful who tumbled out of Wimbledon just yesterday, putting paid to any chance of catching a glimpse of her in the crowd. What an idiot.

When she isn’t making grown men in commentary boxes cross their legs and dab droplets of sweat away from their moustaches, she can be found spreading out across one of America’s various beaches, enjoying a modeling shoot. Most recently, she sqodged herself into microcosmic bikinis for every discerning gentleman’s favourite swimsuit magazine, Sports Illustrated.

In her spare time, she likes to ride horses and hold hands with Andy Roddick. And contrary to public opinion she wasn’t named after Brooklyn Beckham, who is many many years younger than her.

Spoiler bonus: hey look, Brooklyn is a Spoiler WAG of the Day alumnus