We give it three years… tops
Wise men say that the key to a long happy marriage is variety. You need to mix it up. Of course, we would all like to eat ham and chips every day, and make great missionary love by night, but women are complicated creatures. They actually like change.
So, great big alarm bells have started sounding as more and more pictures of Wayne and Coleen’s swish Vegas honeymoon keep appearing on the internet. It’s about a week into their marriage and they’ve already run out of things to do. Lounging by the pool was a fantastic idea on day one, Wayne - truly inspired - but it’s now been three whole days. Ronaldo would be spinning in his grave. Were he dead.
Witness the shocking pictures after the jump…
THE ROONEYS’ HONEYMOON: DAY ONE
THE ROONEYS’ HONEYMOON: DAY TWO
THE ROONEYS’ HONEYMOON: DAY THREE
7 responses so far
1 rob@thesportsaffiliate.com // Jun 27, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Seriously go see Mamma Mia or something. They look like they will be shriveled and pruned in a little bit if they stay in the water too long. Go blow some money off. Maybe go see the Hoover Dam… there are plenty of things to do.
2 Wayne Rooney honeymooning in Vegas : The Sports Affiliate // Jun 27, 2008 at 6:00 pm
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4 Paul // Jun 28, 2008 at 3:48 pm
I personally bet being the very very very clever girl that Coleen Rooney is, she will make sure that she get’s pregnant within the next 6 months so even if they do get divorced in three years time? she will get a nice big fat cheque at the end of the day isn’t true love great Lol IMO
5 Lils // Jun 29, 2008 at 12:29 am
Oh, *wipes away tear*, chav is in the air! Christ above, these two need to get back to Croxeth-cum-Cheshire! There is more to Vegas than a damn hotel swimming pool!
Coleen should go the Ellen Rives route - get knocked up, when he inevitably bangs other women set up some ‘woe-is-me’ paparazzi shots of you looking sad and without your wedding ring. After forgiving him (of course), get knocked up again, then have a messy split up and get a hefty payout when the inevitable divorce happens. Back of net!
6 Martha // Jun 29, 2008 at 11:08 pm
They look quide happy.
That is the most important thing for me and definately for them.
7 Martha // Jun 29, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Also… her boobs look better on “married day”