Yeah, bit of an acquired taste, this one…

The world is spattered with roaring debates which will never end - is there really a God, and if so who is it? Who assassinated who and when? And is Jelena Jankovic sexy in a weird kind of way? Anyone who saw the way she teased Jamie Murray all the way to a Wimbledon doubles victory last year will know that this strange-faced woman knows how to correctly apply her delicate charms to get what she wants. The guy pretty much had an erection for the whole tournament.

Currently the second best woman tennis player in the world, she has made it to the semi finals in the singles at every Grand Slam except Wimbledon. This year, she crashed out again. Still, chin up Jelena, a Spoiler-based survey suggests that 33.3 per cent of men “would”. Although only 15 per cent would own up to it.