Who’s that little guy with the stupid bowl cut?
To a man, every single office worker in the UK dreams of becoming a professional footballer. It’s never too late, they muse, as they stand in the rain tugging desperately on a cigarette, perhaps one day it’ll actually happen… aaaaand wake up! Right, eyes open! Back in the room! Back in the room!
Here’s a clip of Liverpool’s Fernando Torres as a child playing a far better game of football than any undiscovered office worker has ever acheived.
The dream is over, big guy. Let it go.
Move on.
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1 Abraham // Jul 2, 2008 at 6:52 pm
El Nino is going to be an LFC Legend. I see him as our future captain.
2 RedbyDawn // Jul 2, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Saw this clip ages ago.
You get points for trying but lose them for your ‘I’ before ‘E’ slip-up.