Who’s the beanpole and what’s he doing?
Whilst his pal Scott Carson was unleashing the contents of his bladder all over Liverpool’s expensive training ground, where was Peter Crouch? At football practice with the rest of his current team? Or walking around a London car park whispering into his phone and gnawing his fingers like they were tree trunks and he were a beaver?
That’s right, the London one. This can only further fuel the rumours that he will soon be bringing his ambitious model girlfriend to England’s capital, the city that actually invented fashion back in the 1800s. Before that people just wore rags, spare toilet paper, and pigeon skins.
So where’s it going to be, Crouchie? West Ham? Fulham? Spurs? Oh oh, he blinked! Must be Spurs!
Below is a totally unnecessary picture of his woman walking away from you.
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5 responses so far
1 Lord Hugginton // Jul 3, 2008 at 3:15 pm
The last picture is totally necessary in my opinion. That’s a fine wagon she’s draggin’
2 rouman // Jul 3, 2008 at 3:32 pm
as long as we get keane, spurs can have him. clancy too..
3 bristle // Jul 3, 2008 at 3:55 pm
hugginton - she is one barely constructed rung on the ladder above a hooker…
mean, maybe so but she is hardly with him for his looks or glimmering personality
4 George Costanza // Jul 4, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Bristle - I don’t care about Clancy’s motives.
All I care about is that she’s fine.
5 Luis // Jul 4, 2008 at 3:16 pm
They should pay CLANCY the gazillion pounds for shaking that booty all over London…tasty.
Crouchie…there’s your future career as a runway manager (pimp) looking at you.