Look, it was her or Mauresmo, okay!

Hey, who cares that Kournikova hasn’t picked up a racket in about five years? Or that she pretty much fluked her way to the Wimbledon semi-finals over ten years ago and never achieved anything else? The woman invented pretty tennis players. Before that, the best you could hope for was Gabriela Sabatini, and even she looked a bit like a man.

These days, if you wanted to find Anna, you’d be best off pitching a tent somewhere near Miami Beach in Florida and waiting patiently until she one day happens past on her way to the shops. But don’t get your hopes up, this girl is seriously in love with Enrique Iglesias - Julio’s gay son. Who isn’t gay. Below is a picture of them being private together.