Never turn your back on a supermodel! 

WAGs need attention. Constant attention. After all, what the hell’s the point in being totally gorgeous if no one is going to look at you? You might as well be ugly. No one ever looks at ugly people.

All of which might explain Abbey Clancy’s strange holiday behaviour.  Peter Crouch, tired from sitting on Liverpool’s bench for a whole season, decides to unwind in Ibiza with a cheeky little sunshine nap, and what does Clancy do? She mounts his back like he were a donkey and she were a demanding infant in Blackpool.

Textbook attention seeking.

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