Man, that lady be deep and shhh…
Contrary to what your wife/girlfriend told you, WAGs are not totally without purpose. They teach people how best to work out, some of them even do this by using words to explain things. It’s inspiring. But not nearly as inspiring as Steven Gerrard’s wife.
For years, great philosophers have been bumbling out intriguing conundrums - what is the sound of one hand clapping? If a tree fall in the woods and no one’s around, what happens to the bear? etc… - but now the masterful Mrs Gerrard has added to that list without even opening her mouth.
What is warm enough for a vest top, and yet cold enough for a scarf?
Deep.
Take that Nietzsche!
[Kickette]
8 responses so far
1 Paul // Jul 11, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Coke head
2 Chris // Jul 11, 2008 at 4:34 pm
do you reckon she is texting herself?
3 sarah // Jul 11, 2008 at 5:23 pm
I bet she is…
4 Barrack Obama // Jul 12, 2008 at 5:21 pm
i guess she’s just making a fashion statement
5 kenita // Jul 14, 2008 at 5:59 am
oh don’t be bad, she’s wearing the scarf to hide her ugly neck duh and yes, i do belive she’s texting herself XD
6 Yourlilpony // Jul 14, 2008 at 8:36 am
Christ, this girl has all the class of a rat with a gold tooth! Her long-suffering agent must have the tabloid photogs on speed dial desperately trying to get her photo to appear in any tabloid, hell even ‘Closer’ or ‘Now’ will suffice. I wonder where abouts in Liverpool the sun shines in such a way to give you the same skin complexion as an oompa loompa?
7 Lord Huggington // Jul 14, 2008 at 9:06 am
According to the government, one of the tell tale signs of a terrorist is that they are often using more than one phone. If I see her anywhere near the airport I’m calling it in.
8 LFC // Jul 14, 2008 at 10:51 am
It’s not two phone’s btw it’s her (Stevie’s) car key. I’m sure it is anyway… It looks like my car key.