The free testicular examination was ill-timed

Anyone who has ever accidentally bumped into Neil Ruddock while he was shopping at Bluewater with his family (just me, then?) will vouch for the fact that he is a rather big lad, and messing with him is not advisable. Robbie Fowler, who stands about four feet shorter than Razor, is playing a dangerous game with this blatant public homoeroticism.

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