Borat isn’t going to like this
A few weeks ago, Barcelona striker Samuel Eto’o turned down a move to Tottenham Hotspur, reasoning that they are ‘a mid-table club and I need more’. The wantaway Cameroonian obviously heard that PFC Kuruvchi finished second in last year’s Uzbek League, as he has been anounced as a new signing on their extremely well-written website:
In addition, invited and signed contract with Cameroonian forward Samuel Eto’O from Barcelona. Striker will arrive to Tashkent on July 17th and will play in the second half of championship of Uzbekistan. In our view, this great football player you are all well known. But the greatest benefit from him staff of Kuruvchi waiting in the matches of AFC Champions League 2008.
Of course, Barcelona have laughed off claims that Eto’o will be moving to Uzbekistan on a six month contract, yet PFC are confident they have bagged the 27-year-old. They even claim that Barca, who have told Eto’o they don’t want him next season, have significantly lowered their £30m asking price due to the ‘personal friendship between presidents of the clubs.’
Check out PFC Kuruvchi’s official site here, where they also claim that Xavi, Puyol and Iniesta are heading over to the former Soviet nation. The club’s president, Lie McBullcrap, is currently unavailable for comment, and is said to be hiding away in his gum drop mansion at 123 Fake Street, in Tashkent’s wealthy Madeupsville suburb.
39 responses so far
1 BarcaFan // Jul 14, 2008 at 2:50 pm
hahahah thats gotta be the STUPIDEST thing ive heard all year!!!!
2 I love my Cravan // Jul 14, 2008 at 3:04 pm
well he is going to Arsenal, all the top players dream of playing for the greatest team in the world
3 Tim from Uzbekistan // Jul 14, 2008 at 3:06 pm
sharap Barcafan. you stupide
olee olae
4 Borat // Jul 14, 2008 at 3:20 pm
This load of old pants. Eto coming to wunderful country of Kazakstan where he strike force of team in capitals nation we get glory in league of champions.
There so
5 Motherfucker // Jul 14, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Xammaylani onayni amlari.
6 to arsenal fans // Jul 14, 2008 at 7:31 pm
don’t forget arsenal is partly owned by an Uzbek billioner
7 PFC fan // Jul 14, 2008 at 9:11 pm
BarcaFan, you ARE the stupidest one. Do you know that actually PFC-Kuruvchi (Uzbekistan) is much richer then your Barca :))) hahahahah P
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9 elektradevil // Jul 15, 2008 at 2:17 am
it’s gonna be a big sensation for all people of uzbekistan. i’m not a fan of kuruvchi, but uzbek clubs have money too, not only european clubs. so for all people who didn’t like such kind of transfers, go back to sleep and fuck yourself.
Say you something, Pakhtakor forever. this was, is and will be great team of uzbekistan… as soon as possible arsenal is gonna be too uzbel billioners own club.
so people wait avalanche named uzbekistan!!!
keep going kuruvchi!!!!!!
10 Uzbek_Bakhtiyor // Jul 15, 2008 at 7:22 am
That’s great that Kuruvchi has signed contract with Etoo, it stimulates our football players to play better. And thus maybe the level of footbal in Uzbekistan will reach the high ranks. And hope our football players will also be the most famous in the world.
Ogaynila, Tabrikliman hammelani…..
11 Toshkentlik // Jul 15, 2008 at 7:59 am
Kewl! Quruvchi has made great news around the globe. Baxti, saniyam tabrikliman :)
12 uZbEk // Jul 15, 2008 at 10:13 am
mLyaaa, etot “chumaziy afrikanec” prines bolshe populyarnosti Uzbekistanu chem nash World Chemp Chagaev svoe vremya…
13 Tashkandi v Dubaye // Jul 15, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Eto’o got Uzbek visa, he will land in Tashkent uzbek capital on 17th July. Goodluck Kuruvchi.
If you dont beleive this go suck your d*ck.
14 jay z // Jul 15, 2008 at 5:46 pm
kuruvchi is planning to buy a berbatov from tottenham hotspur,tak shto we will see next couple of years how our country and our futbol is rising,whoever dont believe fuck them all,kuruvchi is the best,we are champions……
15 Uzbek in America // Jul 15, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Илтимос, узларингни накадар маданиятсиз эканларингни бу ерда курсатманглар. Хакоратсиз езишни иложи йукми?
If this news is true and Eto agrees to play for Kuruvchi for 40 mln. this will the biggest tragedy for the Uzbek nation. I truly believe these 40 million dollars stolen from the pockets of the Uzbek people should be returned to them and spent on them. I will take such news with happiness only when our people’s lives have changed for better.
16 soccerfan // Jul 15, 2008 at 9:08 pm
whoever the fuckn moron is who put this meaningless comments about transfer will bite his own ass.if u dont believe it go fuck yourself.im sorry for language but if u guys are not pissed off like me about negative comments then u dont get the meaning of these shitty comments.
17 RedbyDawn // Jul 16, 2008 at 3:00 am
Learn English.
18 UZB_FOOTBALL_FANS // Jul 16, 2008 at 7:45 am
Bu joyda o’zbeklardan boshqa hammasi manimcha bu transferga qarshi. shuni tarjima qivorila
19 007™ // Jul 16, 2008 at 8:00 am
Uzbek klub Kuruvchi is the best. If you have some problems about it come to Uzbekistan. And say it , TRY !!!!
20 Hello! // Jul 16, 2008 at 9:00 am
SAY NO TO RACISM! This is the logo of football around the world, please, do not forget about this…
Democracy and equality of all nation is not only a declaration. It also works. We must make it work. Eto’O may play for Kuruvchi, so why NOT? Is it not allowed? Is it not legal? Or the ground in Uzbekistan do not feet Eto’O?
21 Polish fan of Kuruvchi // Jul 16, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Hopefully in 15 years Uzbek team will be stronger than Barcelona!!
22 Oligarh // Jul 16, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Football is the same thing everywhere….Eto’o is a humanbeing like anyone of us….he’s not from another planet or something….he’s not an alien….so why not? Kuruvchi is a young team,it has money and power to do so,so what’s the big deal?…..
23 Toshkentlik // Jul 16, 2008 at 2:31 pm
2 Uzbek in America:
Xaqoratlarimizni hech kim tushunmaydi :P Qolaversa bizlarni shuncha xaqoratlashgani yetar.
UZB_FOOTBALL_FANS wants to say, that only uzbeks are glad to this news, but the rest of the world is busy with laughing at us.
2 Polish fan of Kuruvchi: Dziekuje! :)
24 Becko // Jul 16, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Why you people have distrust and no respect the latter being foreign to western nationas.
I think you was surprised as much when you heard that Alisher Usmanov got his share with Arsenal.
HE IS UZBEK. There are so much stuff out there that we do not know and may not know: this noise about Eto’s coming to Kuruvchi may well be a seamy deal. But you gonna see it is for sure.
Please generate some level of respect in your feelings, mind or whatever.
Uzbek people have it in abundance.
Please Google or Ask about Uzbeks’ unbelievable deals, dealings and going-ons. One tip though: Usmanov’s purchase of Rostropovich gallery (because Uzbek was pictured on the front page of a catalogue put on auction) See how we value ourselves?! So the outbusrt reflected on this websire by my compatriots is quite vindictable.
Take care, With love from Kuruvchi, Uzbekistan.
25 ASROR // Jul 17, 2008 at 3:00 am
http://www.the-uff.com/index.php?act=news§ion=KA==&news_id=0ZQN
WELLCOME tu Tashkent
26 ASROR // Jul 17, 2008 at 3:01 am
http://www.pfc-kuruvchi.com/uzb/news_details.asp?newsID=667
WELLCOME tu Tashkent
27 Andijan // Jul 17, 2008 at 3:56 am
WE ARE HAPPY TO SEE IN OUR BEAUTIFUL CITY, ETO’O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
28 Rommy // Jul 17, 2008 at 5:23 am
Well, the guy is in Tashkent, he will give a press conference afternoon, it will probably be the morning in Europe, so whatch the news people.
Although I doubt if this is a wise decision by PFC Kuruvchi .
29 u dumb ass holes // Jul 17, 2008 at 5:02 pm
fuck u guys!!!!!!!!
why would eto´o go to a stupid club in uzbekistan??
u must be kidding.
they are so poor they haven´t got anough money poor looses!!!!!!!!!!
30 Uzbekistan is super, government is shit // Jul 17, 2008 at 9:51 pm
The only person who has this money in Uzbekistan is the president and his drug user princess daughter who thinks she can become president later, ha ha ha ha, Uzbeks will not allow this. She will flee for her life if she is lucky. She stole all the money from the people. God bless Eto’o, he is a good man, but our country needs to free itself first. In 15 years once we remove the bloodsuckers and rebuild the country we can by fancy footballers. And we will do it ourselves, not with the help of people like Usmanov the convicted rapist.
31 Sardor // Jul 17, 2008 at 11:12 pm
OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE!!!
Great, Uzbekistan will be the next world champion in next 20 years I Guarantee !! I still can’t believe that Eto signed the contract :-)
32 another uzbek // Jul 18, 2008 at 4:32 am
what a shame!!!
and the rest of the country digs dirt…
33 another uzbek // Jul 18, 2008 at 4:34 am
Send him back now!!
34 Shohxusrav // Jul 21, 2008 at 3:24 am
Hammaga salom! Eto’O baribir “KURUVCHI PFC” da to’p suradi! [www.yoshlar.net]
35 George DEVIL // Jul 23, 2008 at 10:56 pm
is samuel eto going there to be a president or a football player?he should come back to cameroon and become a village chief than to go to uzbekistan
36 vincent,louis and massaP // Aug 2, 2008 at 9:54 am
etoo should better return to his country cameroon and play for one of the big clubs there.
37 busta // Aug 14, 2008 at 8:56 pm
hello my dear brother eto ur a blessing to our country cameroon and we love you so much,just go there and do what you know how to do best .give the lucky team a test of ur blessing let them be pround of you forever and let them praise ur name in ubeckistan for ever may god bless you my brother from our beautifull country cameroon we love you bravo bravo,bravo
38 busta taku baye da busta // Aug 14, 2008 at 9:00 pm
bros we love you so much go and do ur work there
barcelone has miss their blessings from god let Uzbekistan enjoy the blessing now.hahahah fuck you all barcelone people our brother has made ur club something now you think you can say trash on him fuck you all from the president to the cleaner and fuck you new coach of barcelone.am call da busta i wrote this from my heart bitch
39 Lover of Uzbekistan forever // Aug 18, 2008 at 4:15 pm
For the further development of Uzbekistan!!!
Let’s all see the results.
Why Uzbekistan cannot be the best place for Eto’o to play. I hope, he will be satisfied by the conditions.
For people who disgust uzb, I say only f**k urself!!!