Should we really care?

After yesterday’s deeply upsetting news that one of the greatest love stories of modern times has reached a conclusion, it seems there may be hope after all. Pneumatic C-Ron worshiper Nereida Gallardo was strutting around in her finest Daisy Dukes spitting venom at anyone who suggested her man was back on the market:

“This is all nonsense. I spoke to him today, like always. We are together. He told me he loves me and I him.”

If I know Ronaldo, which I don’t, he has spun Nereida a yarn about still being together, but he’s undoubtedly already balls deep in a prostitute fivesome.

(By the way, is the foxy blonde in the left-hand picture Nereida’s mum, or a good reason why we should all avoid prolonged sun exposure?)

[This Is Extra Time]