Sensitive readers, this isn’t for you, just go…

Accuse The Spoiler of many things, but don’t you ever say that we don’t understand women. We do - we feel their pain. Sometimes we even know what they’re going through. Take Nereida Gallardo for example: just last week, that woman was on top of the world, she had a boyfriend with shiny hair, brilliant swimming trunks, and a gold card. And now? Nothing. Just a great body and no one to touch it. Not even Sergio Ramos, and normally he’d touch absolutely anything.

Hence, when we stumbled across these pictures of Nereida putting a brave face on things by heading to the beach to frolic around, we weren’t surprised. Even seeing that she’d taken a girlfriend along for the ride didn’t shock us, because we know that nothing says “seriously, I’m totally fine” like smearing lotion onto another woman in a bikini. Whilst pretending to laugh.

Poor, sweet Nereida.

We hope you’re happy, Cristiano! Look at her. Totally destroyed.

More painful pictures after the jump… if you can bear it.