“Welcome to Italy, Mr… Clown?”

Remember that time you returned home from university with a surprising amount of dreadlocks for a white person and a knitted t-shirt you’d be given by an androgynous girl called Sunrise? Yeah, no one wanted to say anything, but you looked a bit stupid, dude. Your mum was pretty embarrassed. Kind of in the same way that AC Milan president Adriano Galliani was embarrassed and hoping that no one would spot him out and about with his adopted twenty-something son, Ronaldinho, who’s just today turned up in Italy wearing fancy dress.

Of course, Italians are well known for their impeccable sense of style - even the children choose to wear suits that accentuate their unbelievable arrogance. Yet, the Brazilian ace thought it wise to turn up sporting the world’s most garish t-shirt, an entire jewellery shop’s front window, and the timeless backwards cap.

Just thank the sweet baby Moses that Kaka is there to offer style tips!

“That’s it, walk behind me, son”