Tomorrow’s headlines today…
A lot is going to happen between now and next week. Dwain Chambers is going to cry gallons of toxic anabolic tears, that fakey-death canoe guy is going to have a lot of thinking to do. And according to recent statistics, we’re all going to get stabbed at least twice. On the plus side, there will be lots of sexy action in the steamy world of boardroom football. Don’t be surprised to read some of these tales…
Ronaldo staying put
After all the nail-biting and knuckle-gnawing, it looks like both Cristiano Ronaldo and his fiercely gelled hair are going to stay in Manchester after all. Sir Alex Ferguson says they had some gently whispered clear-the-air talks, and now everyone just wants to go back to how it was. Back when they were in love. Or maybe not? Spanish paper AS claims Fergie told Ronaldo that he can join any club but Real Madrid. Who to believe?
Keane joining Liverpool within 48 hours
The all-seeing, all-knowing reporters of the Liverpool Echo claim that Robbie Keane will complete his move to Liverpool within the next 48 hours - that’s two days to you and The Spoiler. Or football code for at least a month.
Henry gets emotional
Thierry Henry (pictured with his iPod) came close to blubbing after being crowned Arsenal’s greatest player of all time in a stupid poll. “I’ll always be a Gooner in my heart,” he lied.
10 responses so far
1 steven // Jul 18, 2008 at 4:14 pm
very witty
2 SENAD // Jul 18, 2008 at 4:51 pm
LIVERPOOL IS THE AWFULL TEAM SORRY
3 Bill // Jul 18, 2008 at 5:18 pm
If I was called SENAD I’d feel sorry for myself never mind feeling sorry for Liverpool (prat)
As to:
Fergie told Ronaldo that he can join any club but Real Madrid (sound familiar). Fergie is an out and out bully just ask Beckham and Keene.
4 Andy H // Jul 18, 2008 at 11:13 pm
Aaaaaa..hohehooo”………what a tash!!! Rushy come back hahaha who gives a fuck Spurs… fuckin dry them!!!! your best players want to move because you are shit!!!! at least are books are fucked but we are still looking ot spend money on your best players oh sorry I forgot your best players also want to move north too…………to the makams!!! London is pish!!!!
5 Andy H // Jul 18, 2008 at 11:15 pm
Bit ma shite
6 Dirk Kuyt // Jul 18, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Mon the right wing
7 CP // Jul 19, 2008 at 8:32 am
Senad or Sinbad mate?
No doubt you’re an Arsenal/Chelsea fan with that name, Liverpool shite? Tr winning something in Europe first you non entity.
YNWA
8 daboy // Jul 19, 2008 at 12:19 pm
dont see Keane joining Liverpool in 48 hours when manure and liverpool have been reported by spurs cant see them whinging and selling straight away.
9 Thierry Henry de joven | GolPlanet.com // Jul 20, 2008 at 12:50 pm
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10 han // Jul 20, 2008 at 3:02 pm
chelsea is the fkist team ever