Tomorrow’s headlines today…
As another Monday draws to a close, we look around and evaluate what we’ve learned. Blake Fielder-Civil, the man responsible for nurturing Amy Winehouse, has finally realised that monkeying around with the law means one thing - chokey. And tomorrow, you might be learning a little about this kind of stuff…
English football no longer fashionable
It’s not just North London that is losing its sex appeal, it’s all of London, what with its silly knife crime and fragrant crack smoking. Take Samuel Eto’o - his agent has been heard grunting about how the striker is going to say a big “NO WAY” to both Chelsea and Tottenham, he wants to stay in Barcelona instead, and little Robinho from Real Madrid would rather risk lugging Cristiano Ronaldo’s spare boots around next season than move to the new capital of street robbery. How come, guys?
Wenger slaps Real Madrid on the wrist
Arsene Wenger took a break from selling all of his players to tell the club’s magazine that evil foreign teams are just, well, evil. “You can destabilise any player in the world - that is irresponsible,” he groaned. “These are big clubs that should be setting an example to others.”
Presumably these comments were made before he starting questioning Andrei Arshavin’s ability to perform at the top level?
16 responses so far
1 Dom // Jul 21, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Fragrant crack smoking?
2 LB // Jul 21, 2008 at 4:40 pm
What does questioning a player’s ability to perform have anything to do with tapping up players?
3 gunner // Jul 21, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Prick, where are from? Run down Arsene and London whats up with you.
4 no65 // Jul 21, 2008 at 5:04 pm
3 horrible articles from the same website within a day.
Sorry, i don’t give a fuck if you happen to get mugged in London and somehow it must be linked to football…
5 Archie The Leper // Jul 21, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Dom,
The writers on this site are more likely to be fragrant cock smokers
6 arsenal for life // Jul 21, 2008 at 5:19 pm
i think that about the robbery and knife crime what does that have to do with football one minute robinho want to go to chelsea the next minute he wants to stay beacause of robber and knife crime
7 Timus // Jul 21, 2008 at 5:29 pm
I think this bloke must have had a row with his girlfriend today or something. I hope he hasn’t got a cat or he has probably given that a good kicking as well by now.
8 weedz // Jul 21, 2008 at 5:42 pm
The only crime problem in London is that people have to read utter rubbish like this article. 1st class crapp.
9 Jermaine // Jul 21, 2008 at 5:58 pm
wait,so in every other city in this world there is no knife crime and crack smoking? well then,all this killing and stuff must be made up.
what the hell has that got to do with football players- who have that much money they don’t even have to go out to the streets-or with anything sane for that matter?!
and damn right Wenger spoke the truth! but i really wish that slimeball-diver ronaldo would go already so the next season i don’t have to watch his crying and whinging and diving! hell,if he can take rooney with him,that’d be great.
royal club my ass if they have to use things like that to get a player. there’s no sense of honor anymore…
‘Arsene Wenger took a break from selling all of his players…’ - haha,this was supposed to be sarcasm,right? oh,you joker! everyone said something like this when Henry left.. and what happened? Arsenal had an even better team.
and one more thing,Wenger doubted arshavin’s quality before russia even played their last euro2008 game.
so if you already haven’t,go smoke some fragrant crack with amy whine-fuckin-house,cuz dude,i don’t think you’re feeling well.
10 TH14 // Jul 21, 2008 at 6:06 pm
You’re not funny. This is shit.
11 koz // Jul 21, 2008 at 9:12 pm
haha, how wound up are you guys getting over this? its supposed to be taken in a humourous context, you may not find it funny but thats your own opinion, if you dont like it why the fuck do you read it?
12 will // Jul 21, 2008 at 9:26 pm
“Presumably these comments were made before he starting questioning Andrei Arshavin’s ability to perform at the top level?”
Not 100% but pretty sure I read when that was first released that the quote was said in a private conversation to another manager, obviously a clear attempt to destabilize. Oh, and do you really get paid to type this crap? Good on you if you do. But you probably had a goal in mind of being a real journalist that stood for something when you were younger… instead you just rehash other peoples stories or make up completely false ones.
13 Gooner_Mike // Jul 21, 2008 at 9:26 pm
I usually love reading this blog, because it is so light hearted and full of banter. Then I read todays bits and bobs, and its a full out fucking assault on London and Arsenal, wtf if up your ass u dirty nothern monkey, did your dad not give you your daily dose of jizz in your face, a apoplogy is very much needed youve really pi55ed me off with todays additions.
14 Upminster Iron // Jul 22, 2008 at 7:57 am
What does questioning a player’s ability to perform have anything to do with tapping up players?
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I don’t think the article is accusing Wenger of tapping anyone up. He is speaking about big clubs setting an example and questioning a player in that way was unprofessional and if Wenger really is interested in signing him as Zenit claim then it’s perhaps worse than anything Calderon has done in his Ronaldo pursuit, cause at least Calderon hasn’t tried to lower the player’s value. I’m pretty sure the article is only pointing out the slight hypocrisy in that statement by Wenger.
15 Dusty // Jul 22, 2008 at 12:17 pm
ha ha this has proved it, all gooners are sensitive wankers
16 Dr Groove // Jul 22, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Not a very informed opinion.
Maybe you should just stick to what your good at - photos of WAG’s.