Today’s gossip, rumours and damned lies
Alexander Hleb’s quest to earn the eternal hatred of Arsenal fans has gained further momentum today, as he told the world that Cesc Fabregas helped convince him of the pleasantries of Barcelona life, before hinting that the Spanish super sub may be joining him in Catalonia soon. The Spoiler sees it as a distinct possibility in a year or two, but for now, Cesc will surely remain at the Emirates.
Claude Makelele to PSG
The ageing Chelsea midfielder is ready to follow Ludovic Giuly and Lillian Thuram to Paris as the French side look to bring together a team strong enough to challenge for the European Masters Cup over the next few years.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: A done deal
Didier Drogba to Barcelona
Following Makelele out of the door could be Double D, who kindly told Chelsea that if nobody better comes in for him over the next few days he will sign a new contract. He has ducked out of Chelsea’s tour of China with a knee problem, prompting speculation he is leaving.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Scolari insists he is staying put
Andy Johnson to Fulham
The Cottagers have now decided to adopt the role West Ham played last summer: they are celebrating staying up by buying anyone and everyone available, and instantly regretting it the moment the ink dries on the contract. Hodgson is apparently ready to bid £10.5million on perennial West Ham target Johnson.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Wigan are interested and also have an unexplainably huge pile of cash
Darren Bent to Everton
The reason David Moyes may finally be willing to let go of his favourite reserve is that he has another striker who has played for England without scoring waiting in the wings.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: A possibility
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8 responses so far
1 Sue // Jul 21, 2008 at 11:52 am
He has already come out and said “so long as Arsene is at the Arsenal then he will be”.
Silly boy Hleb needs a lobotomy.
2 michael // Jul 21, 2008 at 12:11 pm
The twat who wrote this blog needs the lobotomy. What a load of absolute shite!!
3 Lord Sidcup // Jul 21, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Will Halle Berry text me tonight, wanting sex?
Her being a woman, and me being male means its a distinct possibility in a year or two, but for tonight, Berry is likely to not call.
4 Pozdny // Jul 21, 2008 at 12:15 pm
No! Fabregas is a gunner through and through! You can bet on it!
5 Toks // Jul 21, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Can we please not start this absolutely pointless rumor that has been concucted by the media in a desperate attempt to make news were there is none.
It sickens me when the media concucts anything they want and people just pedle them left right and center. It only encourages the creation of this rubbish.
6 Luis // Jul 21, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Ohmygosh… all these transfer rumours between slaves who earn buckets of gold to do the so-inhuman task of kicking a ball for the miserable reward of being sorrounded of people who a) Idolizes them, or b) wants to go to bed with them….
Oh…the humanity!!!!!!!!
7 Need a hit // Jul 21, 2008 at 2:27 pm
I want more hit’s to my website, so lets write something about Cesc leaving Arsenal. Yeah that will do the trick!
How on earth did this shite manage to get on “Top rated sources”@newsnow?
8 havi // Jul 21, 2008 at 2:28 pm
fuck hleb!!!!!! CESC is going nowhere!!!!