Ahh, the plot thins…

Don’t believe everything you read in your socialist pamphlets, America is not always the enemy. Yes, they created everything that’s bad in the world: war, swearwords, rabbit punches, Madonna. But they also came up with some good things: body-popping, high fives, meat, sexy “soccer” fans.

That’s not to take anything away from Blighty’s homely woman supporters, with their big knitted scarves and even bigger knitted hats, but when you look at their women (above) compared to our women (below), doesn’t Beckham’s move and Huckerby’s recent defection to the MLS seem somehow easier to compute?