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The Offside bring us an incredible penalty rebound miss

West Ham are favourites against unbeaten MLS All-Stars tonight
[chickendinner]

Beijing improves its pre-Olympic public perception by banning blacks and Mongolians from one of its bars
[Deadspin]

Who the hell is… Valon Behrami?
[Pies]

Mmmm… American grid girls
[Grid Crasher]

Anna Kournikova brings her bikini to the beach
[On205th]

Ramon Calderon claims he doesn’t talk about footballers who don’t play for Real
[Football 365]