Man bathes, woman goes out drinking…

For those of you who spent the weekend swanning around at the Cartier International Polo in Windsor, you didn’t miss too much. Cristiano Ronaldo continued his vigorous stateside holidaying, further pushing the limits of his tan, which is now a deep leather. Whether or not he will ever return to playing football is anyone’s guess.

Meanwhile in the breezy English getaway of Gants Hill in Essex, the big talk was that Danielle Lloyd had come to town to enjoy some wines and cheeses at Faces nightclub. She turned up wearing her trademark Rolling Stones vest/dress, accompanied by the coolest man in the world.

See both of them after the jump…