Cristiano wants to go to Spain - who knew, eh?

[Best photo ever? Yes, best photo ever]

Spanish newspaper AS is usually about as reliable as a chocolate teapot, and they are now carrying some quotes that are bound to turn Fergie an even darker shade of red:

“It’s ok. Next week, I’ll fix everything. I’ll go to Manchester and tell them my only desire is to play for Real Madrid and that the decision is non-negotiable.”

Is this a empty threat or will we soon discover C-Ron chained to a sink at Manchester Utd’s Carrington training ground? We’ll have to wait until next Tuesday, when the tricky winger will finally stop swanning around the world to confront the angry Scotsman.

Spoiler bonus: Ever wondered how ankle injuries occur? It’s bad dentistry, according to Ronny

[Football365]