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There are rules when you have a red Ferrari. Strict rules. For example, you must only drive it around poor areas - that way people have something to aspire to when they’re tucking into their powdered eggs. And most importantly, your car must always be totally pristine, inside and out. Unless, it seems, you’re the Premier League’s number one rebel, Jermaine Pennant.
Of course, this isn’t the first time that Pennant hasn’t flown straight with the rules - the man is a persistent rule breaker. But judging by this picture, he’d managed to correctly locate the downtrodden area, yet he couldn’t be bothered to throw away the various carrier bags and CD cases cluttering up his passenger seat (below). Impoverished people will learn nothing from that. Nothing at all.
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16 responses so far
1 Bill // Aug 1, 2008 at 9:08 am
You bored with your school holidays aleady?
2 Person with a brain // Aug 1, 2008 at 9:16 am
What an insulting tosspot you are
3 Weapons! // Aug 1, 2008 at 10:02 am
its his car he can do what he wants with it and if a footballer has a passenger seat with all that kind of crap its doesnt meen hes a rule breaker an truly crap and horrible comment what a weapon !!!!!!!!
4 Gaz // Aug 1, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Again you’re missing the point viewers… its just a bit of a laugh. And they say its the Americans who don’t understand our irony. How ironic.
And what the fuck does ‘what a weapon’ mean?
“Weapons!”
“Dickhead!”
5 adamthered // Aug 1, 2008 at 9:13 pm
you’ve broke the rules too my friend… the rules of good journalism…. tosser
6 adamthered // Aug 1, 2008 at 9:16 pm
to be fair it just looks like you taking the piss out of him because he is an easy target…
do you think people want to read your “irony”?
tip… i’ll only laugh if its about Gary Neville
;-p
7 RedbyDawn // Aug 2, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Pennant is a cunt and I can’t wait for him to fuck off out of our club.
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9 kobie red // Aug 5, 2008 at 11:52 am
Redby Dawn he’s not the only C”nt judging by your response! liverpool doeasnt need you!
Josh (Burt) straight outta sesamese street you muppet, go and sodomise ernie!
10 Mr. Giggles // Aug 6, 2008 at 6:19 pm
To be fair, he did drive the wrong way on a one-way, for the perceptively retarded. That would qualify as a crime, yes?
11 Jon Cowley // Aug 7, 2008 at 12:27 pm
“I prefer a flan” - David Brent (2002)
12 Chris James // Aug 7, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Do it yourself I’ve got to save some Africans
13 Jon Cowley // Aug 7, 2008 at 12:57 pm
woops i thought it was a cookery website, subject topic: Quiche….. sorry guys..
Jermaine Pennant is a scroat who would steal 50p of his grandma, his family are a bunch of crackheads and he deserves nothing from life other than to be reicarnated as an ash tray…
14 Chris James // Aug 7, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Jon Cowley are u on drugs / parole?
Did you mother keep you in a cupboard and feed you pins? Did you runaway from home and live in a field with sheep?
Jermaine Pennant is a lovely person (I should know, I saw him in Sainsburys once)
15 Jon Cowley // Aug 7, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Chris I saw Pal Pott the african dicatator in Tesco , that doesnt mean hes a nice person!!….
or was it Britians got Talent star Paul Potts? (cus he used to work there)…
16 Chris James // Aug 7, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Do you mean Pol Pot the Cambodian dictator?