Gentleman goes out on the lash…

Everyone deals with stress differently. Some throw bricks through pub windows, some weep on park benches, some (notably Villa/Liverpool/Arsenal’s Gareth Barry) put on their finest ripped jeans and head off to Faces Nightclub in Essex.

Not just any old nightclub, Faces has also been described as a “lounge”, which basically means they have a sofa, and glorious women like Danielle Lloyd and Charlotte Mears absolutely love it. And no surprise - the website promises a zany mixture of Funky Electro House in one room - presumably for those looking for a head-rush - or sensual RnB in another - for clubbers looking for a snog.

No one can confirm which room Barry attended, but by his calm demeanor, we’re going to presume he went to the snogging one.