She’s a hot WAG, and no mistake

While Crouchie’s career takes a slight downward loop involving a pensive bus ride from Merseyside to Portsmouth, his girlfriend Abbey Clancy is on the up and up. Until now she’s been mostly adored for her grueling work as a bikini model, or her stint as a part time chef in Hell’s Kitchen - where, incidentally, she was rubbish. But judging by the above picture, The Spoiler smells a possible career in television, and further inspection suggests that filming took place on a chilly summers day (below).

You’d need to get up pretty early in the morning to catch us out, Clancy.