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America hopes to see Tyson Homosexual win gold

August 7th, 2008 · 2 Comments

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Here’s an Olympic snippet from our friends at Popbitch

Tyson Gay

The American Family Association is a pressure group which polices the entertainment industry about anything they think disses “traditional family values”.

One of its bugbears is the appropriation of the word “gay” by gays. So the AFA website has a policy of always replacing the word “gay” with homosexual.

Recently the AFA website had a piece about the  Olympics, more specifically 100m star Tyson Gay. Its auto-correct function got to work:

“Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has… “It means a lot to me,” the 25-year-old Homosexual said. “I’m  glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me.”

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Posted: August 7th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey



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2 responses so far

  • 1 gaelick» Entertainment Movies » Review: The Panti Show @ Panti Bar // Aug 7, 2008 at 11:45 pm

    […] is catered for in the form of everyone’s favourites pictionary and Connect Four. (Take that, homosexual stereotypes!) ..And I believe - imbibed pints notwithstanding - that there may have been puppets involved, […]

  • 2 Tom // Aug 8, 2008 at 4:38 am

    The great thing about religious bigots is you really don’t have to do much to counter their extremist assertions, because eventually they do it for you. The transposition of “homosexual” for “gay” is a case in point. Eventually, they make themselves look as stupid as they really are.

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