Tomorrow’s headlines today…
So another week comes to an end, and what have we learned? Nothing. Not one thing. If anything, we’ve all become more stupid. Still no matter, The Spoiler cares not about hindsight and the past, we’re all about the future, baby. Here’s some stuff fresh from tomorrow…
Ferguson in sarcasm shocker
Sir Alex Ferguson has laughed off the idea that Chelsea will be better under Luiz Felipe Scolari. “I read that Scolari is more experienced than me,” he scoffed. “What have I been doing for the last 34 years? I must have missed something or been asleep somewhere.”
Benitez not falling into the usual trap
Rafael Benitez has been excitedly telling the press that he has now assembled his strongest squad yet, but stopped short of squealing “this could be our year” in a high-pitched womanly voice. To the relief of Liverpool fans worldwide, Benitez wisely chose to say “I am confident about my squad, and I am happy that we have the best squad since I arrived at Anfield” instead.
8 responses so far
1 Red dawn // Aug 8, 2008 at 5:11 pm
let the games begin!
2 Red dawn // Aug 8, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Action speaks louder than WORDS
3 ashwin // Aug 8, 2008 at 9:47 pm
alex fergusen is the best manager in wold football.
liverpool fan
4 ronaldo cristiano // Aug 9, 2008 at 8:19 am
rafa benitez is the best super manager in wold football.
5 adam // Aug 9, 2008 at 1:34 pm
this isnt news, its not funny… its stupid
6 Dubrogue // Aug 9, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Fuck the Munich scum Utd.
7 adda // Aug 9, 2008 at 3:36 pm
miss-leading headlines
poor aricals
overall… you should stop wasting your time and ours on this STUPID “BLOG”
PR!CK
8 fake kop boss // Aug 9, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Well, obviously there’s no point in talking up our title chances. We’ll let the football do the talking.