Ingrate Portuguese star buys a Beckham-esque Roller
Cristiano Ronaldo - the man who brought you such comments as “The possibilities of me going to Real Madrid are great,” and “I’ve said a million times that I’d love to play in Spain” - has celebrated his decision to stay among the prefab mansions in Alderley Edge by splashing out on a £340,000 Rolls Royce Phantom convertible.
Manchester’s ladies of the night may be worrying that their businesses will suffer because C-Ron has sunk so much of his disposable dinero into his new Roller, but they needn’t: it represents just under three weeks wages.
[The Sun]
5 responses so far
1 Gaz // Aug 8, 2008 at 9:03 am
He’ll never fit in that car.
2 Yourlilpony // Aug 8, 2008 at 10:38 am
He is an amazing footballer, no doubt about that. However, Mr Aveiro has all the class of a lawn flamingo! He’s ploughed a failed top-heavy Majorcan ‘model’, hired hookers from Leeds (wtf? I know desperate times call for desperate measures…but christ, Leeds??? lol).
Then his recent media parade around LA with a mahogany-shade tan and ‘Club Tropicana-esque’ shorts.
Oh well, his new Rolls Phantom will comfortably fit his latest shag-du-jour, his eyebrow wax kit and of course his man-bags.
After the never-ending Real Madrid saga, just get back on the pitch Cristiano, and fulfil your slavery obligations to Man-Utd! :)
3 my birds a gooner so i do her anal // Aug 8, 2008 at 2:27 pm
fukkin spotty dago shoulda fukked off to Madrid….hes gonna have that sweaty ferguson up his chuffer all season licking his hole to sign another contract, while i was hoping hed piss off to Spain and give us some peace!!! oh well, hopefully hes gonna fuk off by this time next year the streak of piss!!! :)
4 Messiah // Aug 8, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Surely his ego is too big to ride in that car? I could think of better things to spend £300+k on than that fugly car.
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