The cheerleader who traded her pom-poms for a life of Waggery

Young dancer Christy Oglevee was earning a fine wage of $75 dollars a week cheerleading for the NFL’s Washington Redskins when she caught the attention of fugly tight end Chris Cooley. The ‘Redskinettes’ aren’t allowed to fraternise with players, so Christy lost her job when they were discovered ‘going steady’, but it was all worthwhile in the end: the pair are now happily married, and Christy has shed her cumbersome maiden name for a much, well, cooler one.

Chris Cooley is obviously punching above his weight (he looks like this), but that doesn’t mean to say he wasn’t coerced into marrying his bride by her alcoholic/ hypnotic father:

“As we moved through the season, I fell in love with her. We went through a lot of weird stuff, but it never fazed either of us. Maybe her dad brainwashed me one of the nights I passed out at her house, because no matter what happened, I was crazy about her. More likely it was her mom, since I was usually trying to impress the old man by drinking him under the table.”

Spoiler bonus: Check out the official website of Christy’s official fanclub here!