Steven Gerrard angers the nation by building a personal gym in his garden

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Steven Gerrard angers the nation by building a personal gym in his garden

August 13th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Liverpool captain can now blast his guns in relative privacy

The papers this morning have been making a big fuss about the monstrous £350,00 gym Steven Gerrard is building in the garden of his monstrous £2m mansion in the Merseyside suburb of Freshfield: The Daily Mail questioned if any asylum seekers were hiding inside it, The Daily Express said it never would have been built if Princess Diana were still here, while The Sun didn’t find room to cover the story as they had exclusive pictures of someone who looked vaguely like Madeleine McCann in a playground in Outer Mongolia.

Residents have correctly complained that the ‘ASDA Supermarket’-style building is not in keeping with the ~~tacky-looking prefab mansions~~ beautiful local properties in the area, yet the biggest concern should be that WAG Alex Curran has insisted that a solarium is included in the complex. The orange glow coming off that girl can already be seen for several miles, and if she has a personal fake tan emporium at her disposal, Merseyside will probably experience something akin to permanent sunlight. And nobody wants that - it would really confuse the owls.

More pictures after the jump…

Tags: Alex Curran, Freshfields, Gym, Mansion, Merseyside, Residents, Solarium, Steven Gerrard, WAG

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Posted: August 13th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

3 responses so far

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3 Edith // May 20, 2009 at 12:08 am

Steven gerrard is the best player and is very atractive.