Frankie Lampard, oi oi oi!

Away from the pitch, footballers can struggle without the adulation of their fans. After all, what’s the point in making a great meal, or buying some gorgeous clothes, if there’s no one around to start yelling that you’re brilliant?

Not a problem for Frank Lampard - the brainy midfielder has filled the void by taking a bonkers fan with him wherever he goes. Above, the hysterical supporter gets excited by some of Lampsie’s brilliant conversational skills.