The story that could be hitting the tabloids soon…
After a dreadful start to the campaign, it seems that things keep getting worse for Tottenham Hotspur. The Spoiler has been informed that there is a lady in her sixth month of pregnancy, claiming the father to be a White Hart Lane star. The bun in the oven is the result of a two year fling, of which the player’s long-term girlfriend knows nothing. The expectant lady is reluctant to tell all to the press for fear of coming across as a ‘man stealer’.
22 responses so far
1 Farmdog // Aug 26, 2008 at 9:56 am
wow..
Seriously, thanks for taking the two minutes of my life I’ll never get back…
2 blobby // Aug 26, 2008 at 9:58 am
right …
yes im deeply upset …
3 Yidskin // Aug 26, 2008 at 10:02 am
Worse Web sute ever …… Constantly knocking Spurs…… Such a transparent Gooner …. !!!
Grow up
4 who writes this sh1t??? // Aug 26, 2008 at 10:05 am
what a pile of garbage. this will be the last time i visit this website. idiots.
5 nat clark // Aug 26, 2008 at 10:05 am
what a crap website….football news please not womens issues
mugs
6 slow reader... // Aug 26, 2008 at 10:06 am
Did you seriously use 2 whole minutes to read 6 lines?
7 spurs4ever // Aug 26, 2008 at 10:07 am
That’ll be your other half then ya muppet….or perhaps it’s your mum??!! You better keep a leash on both of them!
8 Laa Laa // Aug 26, 2008 at 10:09 am
Well thats ruined this season’s football for the Tottenham team eh! and to think I thought the Berbatov issue was the worst that could happen.
I better get on ebay to sell my Spurs memorabilia!
9 Dimitar Berbatov // Aug 26, 2008 at 10:40 am
i’m sorry dear.. must end like this. but hey, 6 months??!
not me!
10 yo // Aug 26, 2008 at 10:49 am
what a crap site !
11 8====D // Aug 26, 2008 at 10:56 am
i like this story….. i reckon its Goofy!!!! King aint played much footie for fuk knows how long so hes had plenty o time to fuk around….and hes a maccaroon and they cant keep their dix in their pants coz they dont have the brainpower!! sell the cunt and lets get a more reliable cb….
12 JOHN // Aug 26, 2008 at 10:59 am
WHAT A LOAD OF NONE FOOTBALL CRAP ARE YOU SURE ONE OF OUR PLAYERS WAS GOOD ENOUGH TO SHOOT !
13 davspurs // Aug 26, 2008 at 11:03 am
YOU THINK THIS IS NEWS WHAT ABOUT A TOP TEAM TAKING ENERGY SUPPLEMENTS AND BECAUSE OF EX PLAYERS TRANSFERING TO OTHER CLUBS THEY ARE TAKING THEM THIS IS A FAR MORE INSTRESTING STORY AND IF I TOLD YOU WHO THE TEAMS WERE YOU WOULD CHOKE
14 RAYSPURS // Aug 26, 2008 at 11:19 am
WHAT A LOAD OF RUBBISH,I BET ALL THIS GIBBERISH AND WITH ALL THIS BERBA HEADLINES IS TO DISRUPT SPURS, AND ACTUALLY IT WORKED,BUT WE WILL BE THERE DON’T WORRY.
15 Lucy // Aug 26, 2008 at 11:19 am
davespurs….i’d love to know who the teams are. text me 07590602118
16 Max Power // Aug 26, 2008 at 11:28 am
Energy supplements? What is wrong with taking energy supplements?!
17 joe // Aug 26, 2008 at 12:56 pm
i was just waiting for the pregnant pause that did not come whats the point do we care thought berba had broken both his legs but thats no bad news is it god get a life who cares
18 gav // Aug 26, 2008 at 8:07 pm
wanker! you so full of shit.
19 GAZ // Aug 27, 2008 at 5:23 am
What a laugh !!!
20 Dougie // Aug 27, 2008 at 8:48 pm
In all fairness, whilst it may be a million times less interesting… this is no less newsworthy than half the crap I’ve read about Spurs all summer. I’m now off to perform duties as an ITK…
‘he is not sure’ ;
‘not looking good’ ;
‘things have moved on tonight, agent is happy’;
‘Comolli is in Cambodia - offer made. he wants more.’
‘Levy is in New York in player’s hotel. New shoes bought. Not looking good.’
‘Corluka deal not dead.’
BRILLIANT SUMMER.
21 joe // Oct 9, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Yeah i think its goofy king too he hasnt played in a long time so will be spreading it about like wild flower to pass his time. Thats all these over paid footballers know what to do with there spare time shag a bird and drink till his pants fall down.
22 lee // Nov 13, 2008 at 1:52 pm
yes this story is true she is having his child she is probaly another gold digga that is after all she can get! more full him tho for giving it about so easy.