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A tip of the cap to the gentlefolk at WithLeather, who have unearthed a rather splendid gallery of everybody’s favourite Olympian Leryn Franco

How Spurs got it all wrong with Dimitar Berbatov
[The Offside]

A Swedish TV commentator has outraged Germans by alluding to a certain Mr A Hitler during the Olympics
[Bild]

Is Lewis Hamilton house hunting with his Pussycat Doll?
[Grid Crasher]

Kaka says no to Chelsea
[Football365]

Keeper facing permanent deafness after a fan threw a firecracker at him
[The Beautiful Game]