Arrgh, a scary biker!

The best thing about being a top model is that you get to try out loads of different jobs. There’s that woman with the bottom who was a tennis player for the day, that guy with his top off who worked in a tyre yard, and in the above picture, Peter Crouch’s fine WAG, Abbey Clancy, is trying her hand at being a Hell’s Angel.

She’s doing it pretty well with the whole leather thing, but hasn’t quite caught the obligatory ugliness and threatening air of violence that goes with being in a biker gang. She’d be rubbish in a chain fight. Oh well, next week she’s going to be a drunk bearded vagrant for Armani! We expect.

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