This man stands between you and the goal…
The big UEFA Cup news is that Everton have drawn Standard Liege in the first round. That’s one tough draw. All made slightly less terrifying by the emergence of some pictures of the Belgian team’s enormous centre back, Oguchialu Jacob Onyewu - otherwise known as Gooch - and his lady friend, draping themselves around the house. Everton will, of course, respond to these taunts by sending over pictures of Yobo and Jagielka flower arranging at a church fair, or Lescott whispering secrets to a kitten.
For another take on things, head over to Kickette.
Another worrying picture after the jump…
11 responses so far
1 Why Not // Aug 29, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Faggot… And yer birds a moose, I have had her…
2 we will rip there town apart // Aug 29, 2008 at 3:22 pm
they will be shitting themselves
3 Carragher=Tomatoe // Aug 29, 2008 at 3:23 pm
is he that american fella who looks like a black father christmas ?
hes worse than fuckin hibbert an ive got bigger tits than his bird !
4 the everton boys are in town // Aug 29, 2008 at 3:24 pm
wait till we land ther they wont know what day it is when 8000 everton roll into thier shithole of a city
5 Cool Chang // Aug 29, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Apparently he shoots much too early and is known to dribble excessively around the box.
Add to that he looks older than me oldfella.
6 Big Al // Aug 29, 2008 at 3:39 pm
That’s not a bird , that’s Cliffy , the Copplehouse plonky tranny , he cacks in his kecks when he’s drank too much JD ,
7 manc blu // Aug 29, 2008 at 3:55 pm
he looks like a gay ‘usher’,,,, or is usher gay?
plus i reckon his bird is lewis hamilton with make up on
8 blue boy // Aug 29, 2008 at 4:26 pm
he wouldnt last 5 minutes on a night out in town
liege will sh it themselves at goodison - first time they’ve played in a stadium full of scousers!
9 Est1878 // Aug 29, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Everton have the Yak- something the redshite dont- so we will put a couple past them no worries.
They will shit themselves when they get to Goodison.
Fortress anfield! what a fuckin joke, only thing you heard at the match was Liege fans, wont be the case at goodison tho
10 ToffeeDan // Aug 29, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Yeah - sure you played well against the RS but they sat back and let you come at them. You ain’t seen English football yet - in fact you probably thought you’d landed at an Airport what with all the Scandinavians and Spaniards!
11 GunnerGirl08 // Aug 31, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Ewww, get a chest wax!